April 2013
burritwo:
adrians:
a-creepy-weirdo-has:
adrians:
I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon
I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.
how is that racist
they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
When you go back to school , look around , and... →
sodamnrelatable:
georgeshelly:
THE NEWS JUST SAID IF U LIVE IN BOSTON THEN PLEASE VISIT A HOSPITAL AND ASK IF THEY NEED A BLOOD DONOR THEY ARE DESPERATE 18+ SPREADTHEWORD
most-awkward-moments:
“If the answer is false, explain why”
Travel is like love, mostly because it’s a heightened state of awareness, in...
– Pico Iyer (via travelchannel)
meatmodel:
my talents include bullshitting essays at 12am
bserk:
daddyfuckedme:
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
Your user name though.